I've been all over the place in the last few days, I have had to postpone Alice Springs for now - through no fault of my own, but it was unavoidable.
I left Darwin in Spirit of Doagh at 10:30am on Wednesday 14th. The Stuart Highway beckoned, and soon I was whizzing through lush forest, still blooming in the wet season. In no time I was passing through Adelaide River and at 2pm I stopped in Katherine, a place I didn't want to hang around in, but I had to return here the next day, again, I'll explain later. I quickly bought two CD's in the sole music store - the radio was picking nothing up outside the larger towns. I bought the Ministry of Sound 2007 Clubbers' Guide, and the best of Chris Isaak (?), it was a limited choice, I can tell you.
I also stopped for fuel in Katherine, and when the female cashier heard my dulcet North Irish tones, she asked me quite frankly, " Where's that accent from mate?"
"Northern Ireland, but I live in England now"
"Belfast? That make you one of those bomb throwers?" My jaw dropped, but I could tell she meant no harm, and this was coarse Aussie humour, I'm thick-skinned anyhow. "Well, I'll try not to throw any here"
"Mind you don't, we don't want no bombs around here," she laughed
"Yeah, I left them in Darwin," after that, I was on my way again. Just to clarify though - since then I've stopped in numerous places in NT and Western Australia, everyone has been more than nice, "Hows your day goin' mate?" has been on everyone's lips. I can't stress how accommodating the Aussies I've met so far are.
Next stop was Mataranka, the scenery was getting drier, more grass and shrubs instead of trees - the outback was beckoning. I sat under a tree for a quick snack and a smoke. I noticed literally scores of aboriginals, loafing in the park under trees. As I watched them, a police 4x4 approached and two officers, one male, one female emerged to talk to the main crowd of aboriginals. I thought nothing of it, but later, when I had to drive north back through Mataranka, there was some trouble going on, of which I didn't stay around to see the outcome.
I was hanging out by late in the afternoon, my arms and neck were aching and I had decided earlier to stop in the small town of Elliott. But, as I approached the town, everything looked deserted, apart from the ubiquitous roaming aboriginal gangs. I looked at my fuel guage - 1/4 a tank left, next stop was Renner Springs 91km away - I decided to carry on and try my luck in Renner, sped up and headed off south, the sun getting low on the western horizon. The traffic, before now extremely light, was virtually non-existent.
23km south of Elliott my fuel light came on, I cursed and realised to go on, and risk conking out in the bush with no food and a little water, was foolish. Reluctantly, I turned around and crept slowly back into Elliott. The only people on the street were two aboriginal blokes and a woman; they flagged me down and I foolishly put down my passenger window, my bags, camera, and other valuables were lying on the passenger seat.
"G'day mate, where ya from?" said the biggest local, he put his head in my window, immediately fixing his eyes onto my bag and goodies. I was nervous now and kept my foot on the accelerator, ready to fly off in case of trouble. He asked me where I was from, never once taking his eyes off the stuff. I decided to ask where I could get a bed and food for the night, he pointed up the road towards the hotel which looked closed when I passed it nearly an hour ago. I then said I had to go and he was holding on grimly to the door, as I was just about to thump his hands and speed off he let go, then asked me for a cigarette. I gave him two, one went behind to his mate, the woman got nothing. This incident ended with him saying, "Thanks mate, ermmmm, have you got any spare change?" That was it, game over, "No, I'm sorry, I'm going now, " with that I drove off slowly.
The Elliott Hotel bar was a scene straight out of Crocodile Dundee, wooden walls, pot-bellied, vest-wearing locals supping beers, all it needed was a "Dunc" (see the movie). The half-caste barmaid gave me keys to a cabin out the back for AUS$45, not bad for self-contained with TV and fridge. I got rid of my stuff from the car, and was shocked at the size and the quantity of dead bugs, some as big as my little finger, stuck fast to my grille and numberplate, in a riot of wings, blood and crispy bodies.
Back in the bar I ordered two Vic's (VB Beer), and the lamb chops. The chops were lovely. I noticed that the names of people barred for life from the Elliott Hotel were put up in marker pen on paper behind the bar. The average notice said "David Larimmor - Barred for life - Assault and abusive language - 20/04/2005" I couldn't help a wry smile, the barmaid noticed it and smiled back, she was obviously proud of the Elliott Hotel Rogues Gallery.
Eating my dinner I picked up a local Territory paper. I was mildly alarmed to see a story about Bradley John Murdoch, the killer of Peter Falconio, the boyfriend of Joanne Lees from Hove back home. Joanne was notoriously under suspicion herself, for a long time, for the murder in 2001. Murdoch had had another appeal turned down, but what got my interest was that the murder and abduction occured right here, on the Stuart Highway, about 200km away. Scary.
I went to bed, knackered from my drive, I had travelled about 650km from Darwin, with only occasional road trains, and the odd campervan to keep me company. Driving here is a cinch, the only problem is boredom. Aussie drivers wave to each other, it took me a while to catch up to this strange phenomenon, you'd get thought of as a lunatic or smartarse if you did that in the UK!
Just before turning in I went for a piss, I saw two thin spiders in one corner of the dunny, I thought "It's a good thing all the spiders I've seen so far look pretty harmless." Just before the final shake something made me look into the other corner, and there, in all his glory, was an ugly-looking, as-big-as-half-your-hand spider, thick and hairy with yellow and black markings. "Shit" I said out loud. I decided to close the door and forget about him, but the dunny wall didn't reach up to the sloping ceiling, the spider had free range of the cabin. I went back in, picked up the bog brush, and belted the spider twice, once off the wall and the killer blow behind the toilet. I felt bad - I don't like killing any animal, but I know nothing about types of Aussie spiders apart from some can seriously disrupt your day if they decide to bite you. End of story.
I will tell the tale of how I had to radically change my plans for Alice in my next post.